blood makes scsi work

Jer: alright, i'm bored... start tap-dancing
JAW!!!: Ok
JAW!!!: I hope this is entertaining, i'm getting funny looks
Jer: hehe

Jer: i used to, not that i ever used it
JOHN STONE!!!!!: ah.
Jer: no one knew why they gave it to me
JOHN STONE!!!!!: I was just curious. I'm supposed to be getting one again...not sure when. After they already took it away once. Makes no sense.
Jer: it makes SENTS!!!

JAW!!!: vince smells like flowers
Jer: oh dear

JOHN STONE!!!!!: wow. This lady cut her finger trying to reseat the drive.
Jer: ow...
Jer: do you think the blood will appease the sasi gods?
JOHN STONE!!!!!: I hope.

Problems... at 'Work'

Munz: that would solve a lot of problems
Jer: what did i do?
Munz: john: we gotta get the pharmacy out of nexgen
Jer: hhahahha
i wasn't even paying attention
but, yes....
we should make them hand scribe for a week...
then they'll stop bitching
for a month
Munz: here's your new computer
this is an abacus and a box of crayons?
yeah, try not to fuck it up

McGlame!!!: why are kim and c-mart discussing arsenic and heavy metals?
Jer: hehheheheh...
McGlame!!!: should I be concerned about my food and drink? lol
Jer: they have plans for the RA plumbing
over by the water cooler
McGlame!!!: lol
i was reading about why helium makes your voice higher, and they mentioned that gases heavier than air would make your voice lower--but cautioned readers not to try it because such gases are poisonous... lol
Jer: hahahhaaha
to say the least
McGlame!!!: so don't inhale krypton to find out!

Chuck: 4 calls over 3 minutes
Jer: oh, is that what that blinking light is?
Chuck: yeah yeah

Jer: or do you think they'll be like >:(
McGlame!!!: you were tardy as well?
Jer: yeah....
morale is lacking
looks like we females beat you guys out
McGlame!!!: how's that?
Jer: Jen, Kim, Steph and I took top 3 for last week
McGlame!!!: ahhh
Jer: Steph and I tied
McGlame!!!: back to the old pattern?
Jer: you boys better step up
slackas
McGlame!!!: who slackaz?
Jer: psht!!!
male types
McGlame!!!: lol
Jer: i heard that!

never doubt the power of KEFIR!!

Jer: i'm converting row 3 to kefir
Limey: :D
I got john barr on it today
I figured it would help him, he's managed to lose 35lb already
why am I so hyper
Jer: it's a restless day
there are more cars out on the road than ive seen in a long time... i had to cross at xwalks just to get across streets today
Limey: True, I've not been able to sit still... I keep standing just to stop myself fidgiting.
yup, it's warm more people willing to venture out
Jer: steph and bob are comparing kefir flavors and avaialbility

Jer: row 3 is converting to kefir... better jump on the bandwagon
McGlame!!!: if they only sell it at giant, I won't be joining...
i have beef with giant
Jer: they sell it at wegman's too
i haven't looked at weis,,, cuz weis puts velveeta in the fridge section....
McGlame!!!: eh... i never get to wegmans...
weis is my official grocer
Jer: i'm soo sorry

Jer: looks like there will be dells to reboot tonight
McGlame!!!: ah, those dells are just mindin' their own business
Jer: not working!!!!
AUTO NO WORK!!!!
McGlame!!!: lol

jaw: no, cuz it doesn't
Jer: shhhh...!!!!
Jer: they don't have to know it's not extra
Jer: IT:S NOT WORKING!!!
Jer: there's a storming the castle princess bride board game...
jaw: storming the princess' "Castle"?
Jer: wow... have you really never seen princess bride

JOHN STONE!!!!!: Another thing that doesn't make sense, that new RS issue for the sigcaps, how in the world are we supposed to know if it is related to the time issue?
Jer: touch your nose
JOHN STONE!!!!!: ha ha.
Jer: that's our fix-all now...
just have the store personnel touch their nose
JOHN STONE!!!!!: omg. One minute this girl calls me 'she', and then later 'he'.
lol
Jer: umm... take no offense... just hold your head high... you're a virgo
JOHN STONE!!!!!: ha ha ha.

Jer: you just wish you could be irish
Limey: haha nah
Limey: I love the Irish, and the Scotts, but I'm happy being English
Jer: well, you're not a very good englishman
Limey: correction, I'm not meant to like them wanting independence.. liking them is a different matter
Jer: liking them under your boot
Limey: ;p

McGlame!!!: have you noticed this phenomenon where one can agree with bob baker, and something akin to an argument still ensues?
like just now, jont and bob were saying the exact same thing; that wolves can control wild boar, yet it was like they were arguing about it
who in row 3 is haaaatin' life?
Jer: phenomenon
that's what we call a discussion

McGlame!!!: well, it seems to be a bit more heated than a regular discussion
Jer: it's the hate of stupid.... they're fighting the invisible ass-hats that make dumb decisions
McGlame!!!: lol

Sparse... but emphatic

McGlame!!!: so is japan going to take the dirtnap?
Jer: no more robots
McGlame!!!: lol
Jer: god hates robots.. so he's punishing the japs
McGlame!!!: wow
Jer: just watch, WBC is gonna go demonstrate at their funerals

ew: plum island animal disease center
Jer: is that where they take the PA mullets when they get too ... mulletty

I like NACHOS!

Jer: that store ever come back up last night?
jaw: which one?
Jer: um... granny and her inability to distinguish between green cords and non-existent cords
that she unplugged anyway
jaw: There's nothing I can do about colorblind people o.O
Do they teach you the OSI model at all in any training scenarios over there?
Jer: osi....
what does osi mean?
jaw: yeah the 7 layers of the OSI model
Jer: 7 layers....
of NACHOS!!!!
wait... how is green vs non-existent colorblindness...?

McGlame!!!: ooh, i got it!
Jer: wait... i thought you were jaw
McGlame!!!: ahhh!
Jer: my brain goes
McGlame!!!: there's why everything is so confusing!
Jer: where?!?!
McGlame!!!: yes
Jer: gah!!!

Needs real meat and less rain

jaw: qualifies as a photo bomb
Jer: yeah.... should be good on lol
i want cheeseburger... it feels like friday
what has jer learned this week : soy/vegi burgers pale in comparison to portabello burgers... which apparently are worth the extra 30¢ per patty
jaw: I like burgers made out of cows.
Jer: yes!
but you can't leave them sitting around unreffrigerated
for hours
and don't taste quite so good with goatcheese...

Jer is soaked
Limey: no good
Jer: i'm starting to feel the misery
shoot me now
atlas modified
McGlame!!!: nah... against the atlas... AND the code of ethics...
Jer: you've got something against euthenasia?
McGlame!!!: no, just doing it on the clock
Jer: you got something that can dry off my clothes?
McGlame!!!: not really...
Jer stole vikki's heater... is getting much drier now
Jer then spills water all over her desk
Jer: i hate my life
Limey: hehe
aww
Jer: it's a good thing i saved my choco pastry
i'mma need it

McGlame!!!: "3nd trip Tech will return to trouble shoot the music on hold. "
3nd?
Jer: yup... that's the caliber we're dealing with

shoulda eaten punx

McGlame!!!: did you see there was HATE on Sunday night/early Monday morning?!?

Jer: umm.. no... i heard they were down to like 0

McGlame!!!: no, weatherhate

Jer: yeah, i was in it

McGlame!!!: i thought we were past that...

Jer: trying to put gas in my rental car before i returned it
yeah....
well
we shoulda eaten punx

McGlame!!!: lol

Jer: this is our punishment

McGlame!!!: are you going to go out and grab him and eat him now?
can you imagine if somewhere had a groundhog day like that?
he predicts 6 more weeks and he gets eaten... to be replaced by another groundhog the next year...
he predicts early spring and is wrong, and he gets eaten...

Jer: this is how it should be

Limey: I agree...

CMart: Eventually, Groundhogs will evolve so that they always project a shadow, even if there is no source of light - reverse vampirism

Jer: what do you have to say for yourself now?

ew: im a self righteous womanizing prick?

Jer: you wish

ew: haha
womanizing prick, ill give myself
but not self righteous

Jer: you wish

ew: so im not?

Jer: i couldn't really call utilizing the benefits of chicks with low self esteem being 'womanizing'

Gorilla Glue Cense!

Jer: hmmmm.....
Limey: wow
Jer: yeah...
the gorilla glue is peeling off my fingers
Limey: Gorilla glue?
why is it on your hands to begin with lol
Jer: um....
Limey: lol what on earth where you up to

McGlame!!!: there should be alehouse for vinh
i hear vinh
Jer: no good can come of this
McGlame!!!: lol
Jer: shouldn't we just go to alehouse and not invite vinh?
we;ll celebrate his departure
McGlame!!!: well, vinh is the reason for the celebration
Jer: indeed
his absense
can be celebrated with his absense
McGlame!!!: lol

McGlame!!!: weimer told this system recovery store to log back in before i installed the software...
Jer: oh god
McGlame!!!: fortunately, nothing seems messed up...
Jer: how would it even be possible
if it's not installed
:/
McGlame!!!: i guess the store was so totally unable to do anything, that they couldn't hurt anything...
Jer: yeah... like open a program that's not installed...
McGlame!!!: when bob told me that, as you might imagine, i was full of agita

Jer: it's by the great DISMAL swamp
how awesome is that....
Limey: try again
nice
Jer: FTS is having RXP put cotton behind the cells because gripper is not engaging the cells correctly
OMFG
Limey: lol
Jer: um... maybe he should friggin remap the gripper
Limey: yup
It's not like the known issue with cells that takes tape to fix
Jer: gah!!!
RXP came in one day and the whole bottom of the cabinet was full of pills from it dropping them
but, apparently stuffing cotton in places solves all problems
Limey: Makes no sense
Jer: it makes Cense!!!