Problems... at 'Work'

Munz: that would solve a lot of problems
Jer: what did i do?
Munz: john: we gotta get the pharmacy out of nexgen
Jer: hhahahha
i wasn't even paying attention
but, yes....
we should make them hand scribe for a week...
then they'll stop bitching
for a month
Munz: here's your new computer
this is an abacus and a box of crayons?
yeah, try not to fuck it up

McGlame!!!: why are kim and c-mart discussing arsenic and heavy metals?
Jer: hehheheheh...
McGlame!!!: should I be concerned about my food and drink? lol
Jer: they have plans for the RA plumbing
over by the water cooler
McGlame!!!: lol
i was reading about why helium makes your voice higher, and they mentioned that gases heavier than air would make your voice lower--but cautioned readers not to try it because such gases are poisonous... lol
Jer: hahahhaaha
to say the least
McGlame!!!: so don't inhale krypton to find out!

Chuck: 4 calls over 3 minutes
Jer: oh, is that what that blinking light is?
Chuck: yeah yeah

Jer: or do you think they'll be like >:(
McGlame!!!: you were tardy as well?
Jer: yeah....
morale is lacking
looks like we females beat you guys out
McGlame!!!: how's that?
Jer: Jen, Kim, Steph and I took top 3 for last week
McGlame!!!: ahhh
Jer: Steph and I tied
McGlame!!!: back to the old pattern?
Jer: you boys better step up
slackas
McGlame!!!: who slackaz?
Jer: psht!!!
male types
McGlame!!!: lol
Jer: i heard that!