punx-a-yummy

McGlame!!!: who in row 3 is haaatin' life?

Jer kills herself

McGlame!!!: nah, we need you to live!

Jer: i'm not alive as it is... this is just some kind of hateful, torturous half-life

McGlame!!!: so what is the GROUNDHOG going to say tomorrow morning?

Jer looks at weather.com....
Jer squints, and plans on eating groundhog for dinner tomorrow night

McGlame!!!: lol
really, any groundhogs within 200 miles of here have no right to see their shadow tomorrow... its going to be miserable and overcast

Jer: we will satisfy ourselves by eating them all

McGlame!!!: if punxsutawney phil sees his shadow, its only because of the tv lights

Jer: i tried really hard to not yell at someone on the phone

McGlame!!!: lol

Jer: it barely worked
i really just want to walk out of here

McGlame!!!: nah... stay

Jer: it's just cold

McGlame!!!: breathe in

Jer: and .... wait... i have cheese at home

McGlame!!!: and breathe out

Jer: breathing will do nothing

McGlame!!!: in with the good
out with the bad

Jer: yeah, and what building are we in?
every breath is poison

McGlame!!!: well, temporarily suspend your disbelief...
and believe that there is something other than hate in the air

Jer looks around for someone to walk on her back

McGlame!!!: hmmm... I'm too heavy
weimer maybe
or seanny g

Jer: vinh's the closest thing to a tiny asian massage chick

McGlame!!!: lol

Jer: but not nearly as cute
or trustworthy

McGlame!!!: lol

Jer: he'd prolly screw it up
and say 'um, yeah, like...' the whole time

McGlame!!!: lol